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Thursday, July 22, 2010

A Window into the Blogger Melon



Speaking of the movie, the Hangover... Within the past year I saw this movie sum up one of my friends in creating a character. The guy who you notice blogging the other posts, Melon, is a unique man in so, so many ways but let me list the ways in which Melon and Alan are almost identical:

1. Physique
2. Awkard waying of showing affection to animals
3. Superhuman power of growing facial hair
4. Lack of fashion sense (he would 100% wear a satchel if purchased for him by his lover, and consistenly wears running shoes with jeans and flip flops in non-beach/pool settings)
5. Not allowed within 200 yards of a Chuck E. Cheese or a school
6. He's a one-punch knockout
7. Bit of a loaner
8. Justin Bieber has a restraining order against both of them
9. Need to go to Vegas with him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il8aYGjDmzg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWXIelRxyRs

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