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Thursday, July 22, 2010

The Underwear Bandit



http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE66L37020100722

Oklahoma (Reuters)- Woman robs McDonalds wearing underwear as mask- A woman wearing underwear on her head robbed an Oklahoma McDonald's fast food restaurant and remained at large as police sought to identify her, police said on Wednesday.

Couple questions coming out of this story. First, is it her underwear or someone elses? Is it new or used? Was she planning on using the money from this robbery to purchase a legit bandana to tie around her face for future robberies?... I don't even really think this story is that outrageously stupid. You know why? It's freaking Oklahoma... This chick was probably the chick that everyone cheated off of in school because she actually thought to cover her face while her Oklahomanian brethren would most likely stroll up with their gum smiles trying to pull off the finger-gun routine... I bet this chick was the lone hope for her people, she was probably their Robin Hood... Sad day.

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