http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20405066,00.html
Let me start this off by saying, I have no freaking idea who these boys are besides that they had a concert... Three songs in, a pidgeon poops in the dude with the swoops mouth and they call off the rest of the concert due to concerns about the boys' safety?... Fear for the boys' safety? Were they worried that a flock had homed in on the band out of anger for them stealing the Flock of Seagulls hairstyles?... And who the hell admits to a bird pooping in your mouth? You just chalk that shit up as a loss and pretend it didn't happen, good luck finding a chick who wants to get sloppy seconds with you after a pidgeon already staked its claim.
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