Top 10 reasons why golf is more fun to watch now that Tiger sucks

10) The PGA gets it's good name back
-With every tournament he fails to win, the stock of the PGA Tour, the last bastion of truthful, hard working, unselfish games in modern sports, will rise.

9) Caucasian Athletes of the world REJOICE!
-White guys finally have a chance to dominate a sport again

8) Take it easy there pottymouth...
-Now that he's hitting errant shots more regularly, he's going to curse, whine, and throw 4 yr old worthy temper tantrums more than ever.

7) Cha Ching!.....goes Elin's solid gold pocketbook
-There's talks within the tour to insert a cash register sound every time he makes a putt, to represent the 50% that he'll be paying his soon to be ex-wife

6) Is that a stack of pancakes on his hat?
-Given the $22 million he's lost in sponsorships since Thanksgiving, he'll probably agree to put a huge "Denny's" logo on his bag as long as he gets unlimited access to the waitresses.

5) Down, Down, Up, Right, Down, Square, R3, Zipper
-To keep young American males in his fan base, eventually he'll release the cheat code for TW PGA Tour 2011 which takes you from the golf course straight to a dirty motel room to bang a hooker like in the pre-ban version of GTA IV.

4) No one cares about who you are or what you do...
-TMZ can finally recess back into the oblivion of the sporting community and hopefully never again will a sportscenter connoisseur have to ask his buddy..."What the f*#k is TMZ?"

3) Sunday Conversations.....without all the PMS
-Seeing him suffer will aid men everywhere from having to deal with women being angry that they're on the couch all weekend watching golf.
Example:
Joe Schmo: "See that honey? He double bogeyed a par 3 because he cheated on his wife....I would never do that to you baby ""
Jane Schmo: "Aww I know sweetie, let me get some chips for you"
Joe Schmo: "Grab me a beer while your there?"

2) It's 217 to carry the ridge, I don't think 4 iron is enough, better give me the schlong
-One of these days, while intensely focusing on his approach shot to the green, he's gonna reach into the bag for an iron...and pull out a dildo. Bonus points if he takes a few practice swings with it before he bitches out Stevie for forgetting to remove his "15th club" from last nights soiree.

and finally...

The number one reason why golf is more fun to watch now that Tiger sucks:

1) Let's go over to Gary McCord whose with Tiger at 16 and GOOD GOD look at the mountain ranges behind that green!
-Given he's single again, the T&A talent looking to land a scandal at each PGA Tour stop will be better than ever...and sure to catch the lens of many a cameraman, for your viewing pleasure.