Sharks sighted at Jersey Shore third time this week
Sharks spotted off the Jersey Shore on Thursday morning prompted lifeguards to briefly close a beach for the second day in a row.
Mark it down, today will be the last day of sharks at the Jersey shore. After these Sharks eat Melon along with his florescent orange shorts today it will be all the more safe as they will be able to go into a bear-like hibernation following their feast. Enjoy that government-paid vacation, surfs up.... bitch
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