Saw this gem on the road this morning... When I passed this car and this driver who looked like the last-man-out reject from the Jersey Shore casting call I wanted to pull him over, take him to the back of the car to stare at his outrageous spoiler and bring him back down to Earth, like when you tell a dumb child they can't realllly be President, and say to him "dude, it's a freaking Pontiac"... I'm sure this champ had a medium Fanta chilling in the cup holder...
Should have thrown flowers at it instead. Then watched him drive off into solid parking lot markers and take the value of his POS into negative numbers....then wake up with lots of wrist pain
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