Aloha, Oprah (Get it?)

So after I was able to quell the stream of tears rolling down my face from the life-altering news that Oprah's 25 season will be her last, I remembered that she had been in talks to develop her own cable CHANNEL, where she will have a primetime show "Oprah's Next Chapter"... Hazzah, she will still be there everyday to tell sappy followers what to do, what to read, and what to think.