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Monday, August 2, 2010

Breaking News: Lady Gaga is Batshit Crazy



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Lady Gaga is on the cover of September issue of Vanity Fair, where she talks about sex, drinking, drugs, and obviously romance.

She explained that she is "quite celibate now", not having time to find relationships and stating that she doesn't really want to even have sex because she has "this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they're going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."... so rather than a dude propositioning her for sex and her saying she has a headache, she simply replies "WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY CREATIVITY THROUGH MY VA JAY JAY?!?!"... Seems like a dealbreaker on both sides.

She went on to say that she doesn't really do drugs, just mostly cocaine, duh.

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