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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Paris Hilton in a "Hairy" Situation

PUN INTENDED

http://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/news/article_1577086.php/Hair-extensions-firm-sues-Paris-Hilton-for-35m

Paris Hilton has been sued for $35 million by a disgruntled hair extension firm.

That's how much Hairtech International says it paid the socialite in 2007 to become the spokeswoman for its Dream Catcher line.

But despite the deal, it claims every time Hilton was photographed wearing hair extensions they were in fact ones by their competitors.

Now the firm is suing Hilton in the LA County Superior Court.

The firm says Hilton's repeated 'chemical abuse, illicit drug use, alcohol abuse as well as other (illegal) debaucheries' were 'contra' to its marketing campaign.

The firm also claims she breached her contract when she was jailed in June 2007 because her deal stipulated she'‘obey the law'.

And the firm says Hilton missed a Hairtech launch party because she was behind bars.

The firm alleges more than 600 hair extension professionals were supposed to be at the party and that Hilton not being there cost it $6.6 million in revenue.

Hilton’s representatives have not commented.

Blah Blah Blah. And let me just say that I am a huge Paris Hilton fan. And by huge, I mean I think she's hot and I have no problem with what she does. BUT... a contract is a contract, and Paris, my dear, you have to honor that. I mean, they paid you 35 million dollars. that's $35,000,000.00 to the illiterate. shit, for that much, I'll wear the hair extensions. i would just make sure there is a clause in the contract that states i can have it styled any way my little heart desires. I'll market it as the Melon Mullet. I'll sell it at Wal-mart. it would be the talk of the trailer park. hey Hairtech International, drop me an email (melonluvskittensxoxo@gmail.com) and we can crunch some numbers. but back to Paris. this is almost as bad as when Pepsi found out Brittney was drinking diet coke. although they saw her picture in a magazine holding the diet coke can; how did Hairtech International catch catch Paris? what makes their hair stand out among the rest?

well at least Paris has her music career bringing in the revenue...




and if that doesn't work, we all know the OTHER alternative...... ;)

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