Phil Davidson for President!

Hello America, meet Phil Davidson. Phil is a republican from Stark County, Ohio. Recently, Phil ran for Treasurer of Stark County, and failed miserably......Probably because of this speech. However, he might just be the jumpstart this country needs in the oval office......if he lays off the crack pipe.

Enjoy.

P.S. Don't you just love the fact that he's got a MASTERS in communication, and still managed to completely buttfuck both his entire speech, AND HIS FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME......IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPOKEN WORD!!!!