RE: Unemployment

Times is tough... So if you're on your computer reading this cause you have shit else to do, you will be ready to put on your Wendy's uniform and jump right behind the counter after watching these...

When Hunters are Hunted

At what point do predators become the prey? Chris Hansen of Dateline's "to catch a predator" has been doing a great job of riding the world wide web of creepy old men that prey on the young and innocent. But at what point are the tables turned? Who's to say that Chris isn't seeking these "predators" out and luring them in to a fate worse then death itself? The reason I bring this up isn't because I am against Hansen's work (don't believe a word Winger tells you about my social life), but more because it seems all too easy trap dudes on the internet. Just the other day I got a friend request from a young lady whom I share mutual friends with, and seeing that I can count my real life friends without taking my shoes off, of course I accepted (I still have hopes of breaking the 100 friend mark one day). After browsing this young lady's page I came to the realization that this friendship is doomed from the beginning and there is nothing that leads on to believe that this is a real person. Upon further investigation I find that our mutual friends also have little insight to who this young lass is, which makes me wonder if this person is who they say they are or is it some suit trying to rid the 'net of a young up and coming blogger.

Welcome to My Life, Country of China

AP- A massive traffic jam in northern China that hit its 10-day mark on Tuesday stems from road construction in Beijing that won't be finished until the middle of next month, an official said.

Bumper-to-bumper gridlock spanning 60 miles — with cars moving little more than a half-mile a day at one point — has improved since this weekend, said Zhang Minghai, director of Zhangjiakou city's Traffic Management Bureau general office.

First of all, I don't feel bad for these people whatsoever because I have to deal with PA drivers who rubberneck at squirrels on the side of the road... I do not understand how this is news, first of all there are 25billion people in China and second of all at least half of them are Chinese/Asian women drivers so how is this type of back-up not expected???... Find me some real news Associated Press...

Young for Mayor of Providence

Just when I was getting fed up with all politicians everywhere, you Chris Young go and redeem all politicians in one 3:28 video... Don't sleep on the oh-so-sneaky mini-ponytail... How does Melon's brother here get past the pre-show chat?, like there is no way this dude could keep himself under control long enough in the meet-and-greet to prevent some raised eyebrows and a change in programming to that squirrel that can water-ski (no video included, google that shit if you don't know what I'm talking about)

Miss Universe... Really?

Is the Miss Universe Pageant fucking kidding?... Bret Michaels hosting still rocking the bandana to keep his hair piece on, and a Baldwin not named Alec as a judge? Step up your game Miss Universe, who's hosting next year Balki from perfect strangers with Ron Howard's brother Clint as a judge?... Needless to say, the winner was legit (see below)... Judges should get zero screen time, and the host is unnecessary this is like trying to watch baseball while having to hear Joe Buck, basketball with Bill Walton, lacrosse with Quint Kessenich, anyone other than Doc Emerick in NHL, or Cris Collinsworth in NFL, just fucking unbearable.

Tiger Woods' Horses Race

The battle of two horses both owned by Tiger Woods... Can you tell when he named each of them?

Play it Cool

So this guy passes out at the Devil Rays vs. Rangers MLB game and this is what ensues... My question is, who are you more pissed at in this guys case?

1. Security guard who wont just let sleeping dogs lie.
2. The mascot for tagging you with silly string.
3. Your friends for ditching your ass when you fell asleep (nobody goes to a game by themself that is suitable for public appearances)
4. The chick in the parking lot before the game who dared you to drink that last Mike's Hard Lemonade Light that put you over the top.
5. Everybody for even noticing since it is a fucking regular season baseball game that nobody gives a shit about, even the players.

Post Script- Got to love his reaction when he wakes up, lean forward slow clap... Playing it cool..