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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Where Are They Now?



I came across this site today about the top 10 college football players and where they are today. don't be confused, its not the top 10 college football players AND where they are, but more the top 10 interesting places for a notable college football player to end up post playing days. I won't run down the whole list but just my favorites.

#10 Reuben Drougns. Currently coaching football in Serbia. Serbia?


#3 Ryan Leaf. the only surprise here is that Ryan Leaf is still alive. although i think booking fishing trips in Canada may be one of those things to begin the dying process, like retiring and moving to Florida, aka heavens waiting room.


#1 Jake "the Snake" Plummer. Currently playing professional handball in Idaho. I mean, he's still got it.

George Bush writes a book?

Apparently former President George Bush wrote a book titled "Decision Points." Now, I by no means claim to be a political expert and if it weren't for spell check, I wouldn't have been able to spell political. But I watch enough "Family Guy", "South Park", and MTV News to know that Bush's two terms in office were filled with questionable decision making. and while he may have been hated by many, many people, I find it shocking when he says Kanye West's allegations that Bush "doesn't care about Black People," was the low point of his presidency.

When Lauer asked Bush if he remembered the comments Kanye made about him, President Obama's predecessor offered a matter-of-fact response.
"Yes, I do. He called me a racist," Bush told Lauer.
Lauer clarified that Kanye did not literally call Bush a racist but instead said, "George Bush doesn't care about Black people." But Bush maintained his stance.
"That's - 'he's a racist,'" Bush said. "And I didn't appreciate it then. I don't appreciate it now. It's one thing to say, 'I don't appreciate the way he's handled his business.' It's another thing to say, 'This man's a racist.' I resent it, it's not true, and it was one of the most disgusting moments in my Presidency."
Lauer quoted an excerpt from the book on the matter:
"I faced a lot of criticism as President. I didn't like hearing people claim that I lied about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction or cut taxes to benefit the rich. But the suggestion that I was racist because of the response to Katrina represented an all time low."


I guess its just further proof that Bush just wasn't really paying attention. As far as the book goes, I for one would like to get my hands on it, I mean, I love a good pop-up book.

In case you missed it:

Aparently, I am the only person that can't dougie

I don't know who dougie is, but he has a dance that can give the electric slide, the chicken dance and even the Macareana all a run for their money.



Beiber & Ellen


John Wall


Desean Jackson


Reggie Bush


Even Carlton Banks

Break out the Oreos

I wanted to pass these videos along to remind all of us, it's not over, until it's over.
I'm sure is something the folks in Dallas have come accustom to watching.




Monday, November 1, 2010

Phil Davidson for President!

Hello America, meet Phil Davidson. Phil is a republican from Stark County, Ohio. Recently, Phil ran for Treasurer of Stark County, and failed miserably......Probably because of this speech. However, he might just be the jumpstart this country needs in the oval office......if he lays off the crack pipe.

Enjoy.

P.S. Don't you just love the fact that he's got a MASTERS in communication, and still managed to completely buttfuck both his entire speech, AND HIS FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME......IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPOKEN WORD!!!!