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Thursday, September 23, 2010

AMBER ALERT!!!




http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/ali-lohan-16-models-skimpy-dress-for-lindsays-line-2010229

So after seeing how well Lindsay has done living in the spotlight, the Lohan clan has released another Lohan girl into the modeling game, 16 year old Ali Lohan... Needless to say Melon is a HUGE Lindsay Lohan fan, has a picture of her in his Herbie Fully Loaded velcro wallet, he was balling his eyes out in the parking lot of the courtroom as she was getting sentenced... Well watch out world, er Ali, because you just got a new Myface/tweeter/real-life stalker who will find you. God speed, can't wait to see your E*trade commercial, cause your sisters is pretty damn good.

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