Pee Wee Brawl

Just a good ole fashioned pee wee football induced adult brawl... Can these people being interviewed spare me their somber tones, they're talking like the saw someone get their head get ripped off by someones bare hands... It's a fight, cheer the fuck up...

Another Shinning Moment for Soccer

Remember when you got in that argument about how soccer/futbol is a pussy sport?... Viewing this video would have made sure that the debate never happened at all...

P.S.- I don't want to hear about torn ligaments in his ankle... I tore ligaments in my ankle during a game and finished the game, then I spent a month on crutches afterwards... You know what I didn't do? Didn't cry about it.

Get off the field.

My Momma always said "DO NOT fuck with Ref's that have well established mustaches."

AMBER ALERT!!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/ali-lohan-16-models-skimpy-dress-for-lindsays-line-2010229

So after seeing how well Lindsay has done living in the spotlight, the Lohan clan has released another Lohan girl into the modeling game, 16 year old Ali Lohan... Needless to say Melon is a HUGE Lindsay Lohan fan, has a picture of her in his Herbie Fully Loaded velcro wallet, he was balling his eyes out in the parking lot of the courtroom as she was getting sentenced... Well watch out world, er Ali, because you just got a new Myface/tweeter/real-life stalker who will find you. God speed, can't wait to see your E*trade commercial, cause your sisters is pretty damn good.

B-T-B

Kids got hands, TO and Braylon Edwards would have both dropped this pass...

ESPN: "Sources: Eagles get calls on Kevin Kolb"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5604002

The Iggles are BACK baby... Short-sighted decision making and idiotic rationale which has always prevented talented Iggle teams from succeeding into the postseason even when the odds are in their favor... "Andy Reid" has made a decision to abandon their "Quarterback of the Future" Kevin Kolb, because he had a tough first half of the first game of the season while running for his life from Clay Matthews all day and only knowing he was coming because Matthews sweats out steriods in liters and inevitably was driven into ground causing concussion... Due to the performance of Mike Vick in 1 half versus a Packer D that was ill-prepared to face a Quarterback of his style that day, and in their game against the NFL Powerhouse Detroit Lions, Iggle management has made the bright decision to hand the starting job to Vick who is in the final year of a contract and unlikely to be re-signable if he does well this season since the Iggles spent a bunch of money locking of Kolb for the next couple years...

Idiotic to put off development of Kolb since they see him as their franchise QB moving forward, since "Vick gives them the best opportunity to win now"... Does a team that gives up 32 points to THE Detroit Lions, including OVER 330 yards passing to Shaun mother-fucking Hill, sound like a team that can win anything now???... (1) Put your healthy franchise QB in the game, (2) trade Vick for a long-term starting O-Lineman, (3) sign Jeff Garcia as a back-up replacement and then hope that Kolb has developed enough by Week 8 to help you make a legit run at the NFC wildcard... This is what happens when your GM is a numbers guy, not a sports guy...

So obviously since the Iggles have been notoriously poor decision-makers, the rest of the NFL is going to get while the getting is hot and try to swipe Kolb while the Iggles stare at their shiny new toy of the moment.

I'm Breaking My Silence

Its been a few weeks since my last blog and I'm sorry. September has been a tough one since my government paid vacation has come to an end and I have in turn been working a tedious 35 hour work week. But enough about me and on to the subject of this post, Mike Vick.

Michael Vick, the man that some small publication, Forbes Magazine, named the most hated person in sports, was just named the starter of the Philadelphia Eagles. Don't mistake my admiration for Vick as acceptance for his involvement in his dog fighting ordeal. However, when I found out the Eagles signed him when he was reinstated in the NFL, I was excited. It is no secret what Vick brings to the football field and he is one player that can singlehandedly change a game when he is on the field. It seems I'm not the only one that feels this way about Vick. According to a ESPN Sportsnation poll, 87% of over 99,000 people polled agree with Andy Ried's recent decision to start Vick over Kolb.

From most hated person in sports to starting quarterback of the Eagles and, as Reid puts it; "playing out of his mind." all i can say is enjoy the ride...

He's still got it.

Annexation of Puerto Rico

Notice the QB skips the ball off the turf to the WR, WR plays like it's an incomplete pass, BUUUUUT since it was thrown backwards it is a live ball that can still be thrown... Too bad Presbyterian didn't have any more tricks up their sleeves.. But seriously, why waste this play in a game where you're down 26-0?? Now everyone will have seen it and there's no way you can use it again this season... I guess that type of decision making is what made the 26-0 already...

FREE NYJER

I'm 100% with Nyjer Morgan here, I would have done the same shit... These announcers are complete morongs... He gets hit earlier in game and then steals 2nd and 3rd, good it's fucking sports and he is losing and trying to get some runs, makes sense to me... And just cause they couldn't throw him out while stealing, they throw at him again... he has every right to charge, but no these announcers and some baseball morons think it makes sense that he got thrown at because he stole bases after getting an earlier retaliation plunk... FREE NYJER

Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns

I was not ready to be as amused by this video as I was, great balance of tension, humor, mustache and awkwardness.

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman from Between Two Ferns

That's about right.

So much for talented AND beautiful now

The minute I saw this digger I checked my cell to see how many missed calls I had from my agent, because this crew has to be begging for me to fill in now that this chick's nose is probably the same size as Jennifer Aniston's birth nose... Dusting off the red dress as we speak (no homo).

Why are they clapping at the end? It's not like she was getting up, she was still on the ground moaning and sobbing... Are they trying to give her encouragement? Are they just clapping because they're supposed to since curtain is closing?... Ten bucks says that they're just happy that they don't have to watch her STRUGGLE through another balad...

Post Script- Maybe this is just a tryout for an all female redition of Beauty and the Beast.

HAPPY, WATCH OUTTAAA!!

This is(was) Iowa offensive lineman Josh Koeppel, riding his scooter in Iowa City, Iowa... This is just God saying that grown men, especially those over 6' 300lb's have no place on scooters... So what are the odds that the car that hit this giant dude has more damage then he himself? Have to be pretty high... Note: That object you see flying in the air near the traffic signal is indeed Josh's shoe.

Soccer fight

Conclusion: Women soccer players are so much tougher than guy soccer players, because when the chick in the white gets knocked to the ground she pops right back up ready to go... if that had been a dude soccer player, the ambulance would have already been on the field and they would have his next of kin already notified...