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Pastor Lively here definitely seems like an unbiased researched on this subject. HOW DID WE NOT FIGURE THIS OUT SOONER?? The wars in Iraq and Afganistan would have been over YEARS ago, all we had to do was send Rupaul, Joey Fatone, Ellen Degeneres, Johnny Weir, and that clan of Queer Eye for the Straight Man guys... War would've been over years ago and they would have fashionista-ed the shit out of those fatigues.

"Between Two Ferns"

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Steve Carell from Between Two Ferns

I'm a big Zach Galapagos fan... This schtick is good, but let's not pretend that it is not just a minor alteration to a Chris Farley original idea (see below)...

Shalom!

http://www.jpost.com/Israel/Article.aspx?ID=182914

Amar'e returning to his roots... Yep, he is visiting "the motherland" Israel. He's “so excited to be here,see all the important historical sites, learn Hebrew and to get a better understanding of my heritage."... He went on to say “I don’t really consider myself to be a religious person, but rather a deeply spiritual individual... I have been aware since my youth that I am a Hebrew through my mother, and that is something that has played a subtle but important role in my development."

Two things: he is definitely the tallest Jewish person, right?... and he definitely has to use a king size bed sheet for the sheet he has to cut a hole in for sex...

According to "Inception" star, Tom Hardy, All Actors Have Had Themselves Some Gay Sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1298384/Inception-hunk-Tom-Hardy-admits-Ive-sexual-relations-men.html#ixzz0v021WfTI

Via Dailymail- Hollywood heart-throb Tom Hardy has revealed he had a string of gay flings as a teenager.

The 32-year-old Inception star, who is engaged to British actress Charlotte Riley, 28, and also has a two-year-old son with a former girlfriend

But asked if he'd ever had any sexual relations with other men, the broody actor said: 'As a boy? Of course I have. I'm an actor for ****'s sake.

'I've played with everything and everyone. I love the form and the physicality, but now that I'm in my thirties, it doesn't do it for me.

'I'm done experimenting but there's plenty of stuff in a relationship with another man, especially gay men, that I need in my life.

'A lot of gay men get my thing for shoes. I have definite feminine qualities and a lot of gay men are incredibly masculine.'

Not that there's anything wrong with that... This is one of the Hardy boys right?... Not going to lie, I read the Hardy Boy books, those dudes were definitely playing tummy sticks off screen... In case Charlotte is having some doubts on the marriage to be, and fathoming trying to share a shoe closet with this dude.

Dear Charlotte,

Hey. How are you? I am well. I saw that piece in the Dailymail about Tommyboy, times is tough. Just reaching out to say "what's up", 'cause baby, baby, baby you know that you're meant to be with me and, unlike Tommy, I do not "definitely have feminine qualities" and I do not need "incredibily masculine" gay men in my life... You have my beeper number, hit it up.

XOXO
-Wingy

Touche, Salesman

This is not a political post, but this shirt is funny.

What A Waste

What a waste, indeed. His mother always thought he would have been a great proctologist.

Funny Girl on Letterman

This is Kristen Schaal... I'm a fan, got me to C.O.L, or to the layperson, "Chuckle Out Loud"... Letterman hasn't had an original laugh in years, so she her appearance is a bright spot... Her and I would have some fun getting kicked out of area Applebees' and confusing the shit out of gullable people... But she has to be Andy Kaufman's daughter, right?... (Side Note: her description of working at FAO Schwartz is the life Melon lives everyday)

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