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Thursday, September 30, 2010
Pee Wee Brawl
Just a good ole fashioned pee wee football induced adult brawl... Can these people being interviewed spare me their somber tones, they're talking like the saw someone get their head get ripped off by someones bare hands... It's a fight, cheer the fuck up...
Friday, September 24, 2010
Another Shinning Moment for Soccer
Remember when you got in that argument about how soccer/futbol is a pussy sport?... Viewing this video would have made sure that the debate never happened at all...
P.S.- I don't want to hear about torn ligaments in his ankle... I tore ligaments in my ankle during a game and finished the game, then I spent a month on crutches afterwards... You know what I didn't do? Didn't cry about it.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Get off the field.
My Momma always said "DO NOT fuck with Ref's that have well established mustaches."
AMBER ALERT!!!


http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/news/ali-lohan-16-models-skimpy-dress-for-lindsays-line-2010229
So after seeing how well Lindsay has done living in the spotlight, the Lohan clan has released another Lohan girl into the modeling game, 16 year old Ali Lohan... Needless to say Melon is a HUGE Lindsay Lohan fan, has a picture of her in his Herbie Fully Loaded velcro wallet, he was balling his eyes out in the parking lot of the courtroom as she was getting sentenced... Well watch out world, er Ali, because you just got a new Myface/tweeter/real-life stalker who will find you. God speed, can't wait to see your E*trade commercial, cause your sisters is pretty damn good.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
ESPN: "Sources: Eagles get calls on Kevin Kolb"

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5604002
The Iggles are BACK baby... Short-sighted decision making and idiotic rationale which has always prevented talented Iggle teams from succeeding into the postseason even when the odds are in their favor... "Andy Reid" has made a decision to abandon their "Quarterback of the Future" Kevin Kolb, because he had a tough first half of the first game of the season while running for his life from Clay Matthews all day and only knowing he was coming because Matthews sweats out steriods in liters and inevitably was driven into ground causing concussion... Due to the performance of Mike Vick in 1 half versus a Packer D that was ill-prepared to face a Quarterback of his style that day, and in their game against the NFL Powerhouse Detroit Lions, Iggle management has made the bright decision to hand the starting job to Vick who is in the final year of a contract and unlikely to be re-signable if he does well this season since the Iggles spent a bunch of money locking of Kolb for the next couple years...
Idiotic to put off development of Kolb since they see him as their franchise QB moving forward, since "Vick gives them the best opportunity to win now"... Does a team that gives up 32 points to THE Detroit Lions, including OVER 330 yards passing to Shaun mother-fucking Hill, sound like a team that can win anything now???... (1) Put your healthy franchise QB in the game, (2) trade Vick for a long-term starting O-Lineman, (3) sign Jeff Garcia as a back-up replacement and then hope that Kolb has developed enough by Week 8 to help you make a legit run at the NFC wildcard... This is what happens when your GM is a numbers guy, not a sports guy...
So obviously since the Iggles have been notoriously poor decision-makers, the rest of the NFL is going to get while the getting is hot and try to swipe Kolb while the Iggles stare at their shiny new toy of the moment.
I'm Breaking My Silence
Its been a few weeks since my last blog and I'm sorry. September has been a tough one since my government paid vacation has come to an end and I have in turn been working a tedious 35 hour work week. But enough about me and on to the subject of this post, Mike Vick.
He's still got it.
Michael Vick, the man that some small publication, Forbes Magazine, named the most hated person in sports, was just named the starter of the Philadelphia Eagles. Don't mistake my admiration for Vick as acceptance for his involvement in his dog fighting ordeal. However, when I found out the Eagles signed him when he was reinstated in the NFL, I was excited. It is no secret what Vick brings to the football field and he is one player that can singlehandedly change a game when he is on the field. It seems I'm not the only one that feels this way about Vick. According to a ESPN Sportsnation poll, 87% of over 99,000 people polled agree with Andy Ried's recent decision to start Vick over Kolb.
From most hated person in sports to starting quarterback of the Eagles and, as Reid puts it; "playing out of his mind." all i can say is enjoy the ride...
He's still got it.
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