Melon Watch

Melon loves the movie "UP"... Melon=Tier 1... Ipso facto, this kid will be in Melon's basement SHORTLY.

Medium French-Vanilla Iced Coffee with a Spritz of Skim Milk, Please

Sure this lady drove her car into the Dunkin Donuts, but I'm sure her eyeliner looks FANTASTIC... Imagine how many people would have died if she had actually tried to parallel park.

Don't Call Me Chris

Jim Everett was done playing around, babyface Jim Rome... So think twice before you accept Shaq's challenge to a fight since you couldn't fucking handle Chris Everett.

Great Ad Placement

You couldn't script it any better than this...

Right under the FRS Healthy Energy question of "Tired being tired?" with a picture of a sweaty Lance Armstrong post workout/juicing session it should say "try doping"

Aloha, Oprah (Get it?)

So after I was able to quell the stream of tears rolling down my face from the life-altering news that Oprah's 25 season will be her last, I remembered that she had been in talks to develop her own cable CHANNEL, where she will have a primetime show "Oprah's Next Chapter"... Hazzah, she will still be there everyday to tell sappy followers what to do, what to read, and what to think.

GO NINJA, GO NINJA, GO!

NSFW: Unless You're a Zoologist

Slow and steady wins the race