From the shores of South Beach, to the cover of "The Village Voice's" queer issue, to the George Lopez Show and now a music video with Senior Iglesias. It seems the cast of "Jersey Shore" is every where but the Jersey Shore.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Celeberty? Rehab
(Rachel Uchitel and "Friend")LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Tiger Woods' alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel, former supermodel Janice Dickinson and reality star Jason Wahler of "The Hills" have all signed on for TV show "Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew", U.S. channel VHI said on Monday.
Uchitel, a nightclub manager who helped break the Tiger Woods sex scandal story last November, will be also be joined by 1970s teen idol and singer Leif Garrett, and "Party of Five" TV actor Jeremy London.
Woods has admitted cheating on his wife but has never confirmed or denied specific claims made by more than 12 women.
The fourth series of "Celebrity Rehab", to be aired in late 2010, will follow the real-life experiences of the celebrity patients undergoing detoxification and treatment for drugs, drink and other destructive addictions.
Past patients on the show have included actor Gary Busey, Guns N'Roses drummer Steven Adler, former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss and country music singer Mindy McCready.
Celebrity news websites reported earlier this year that producers had offered actress Lindsay Lohan $1 million to take part in the upcoming season. But Lohan, 24, reportedly turned down the offer and is due to start a 90-day jail term on Tuesday followed by a court-ordered 90 day rehab program.
It must be a cold day in hell when VH1 can't find any actual celebrities to be on "Celebrity Rehab." Sure they tried to get Lindsey Lohan, but we all know that grape is only going to get better with age. And how do you get Jeremy London but not his twin Jason? Even MTV got Angelina back for season two of the Jersey Shore. Hey VH1, here's the list you need for next season: Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan (and family), George Michael, and Lawrence Taylor and the show will write itself.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
(Not Roberto Cabrera)MEXICO CITY (AP) — A man with a mysterious bulge under his T-shirt was stopped, searched and detained at Mexico City's international airport after authorities found 18 tiny endangered monkeys in a girdle he was wearing.
The Public Safety Department said in a statement Monday that 38-year-old Roberto Cabrera arrived on a commercial flight Friday from Lima, Peru, when authorities noticed the bulge and conducted a body search.
The department says Cabrera was carrying the 6-inch (15-centimeter) titi monkeys in pouches attached to the girdle. Two of the monkeys were dead.
Cabrera was arrested on charges of trafficking an endangered species.
Cabrera told authorities he was carrying the monkeys in a suitcase but decided to put them in his girdle "so the X-rays wouldn't hurt them."
I don't know where to start with this one? Should I make a joke about a man smuggling monkeys in his pants? or the fact that the monkeys in question are titi monkeys? What about the mysterious bulge? what would constitute a normal bulge just so i know whether or not my gut will lead to a body search?
Bieber Fever hits Code Yellow
Justin Bieber's YouTube channel 'most watched', pop star set to star in movie, comic book (Pics)
July 19, 6:15
Justin Bieber's YouTube channel holds "Most Watched" record with 246 million fans. The
16-year-old sensation is set to star in his own movie and comic book series by the end of the
year. Justin Bieber's life story will be featured in a big screen flick. The teen star is not only starring in his own movie, he's a published comic book hero who's music videos are surpassing Lady Gaga's and setting YouTube records. Is there anything this kid can't do?
Yeah, this kid can't drive a car, buy cigarettes and booze, vote, and... oh yeah, he can't fly, can't fight, can't crow.
Joe Cool's Son in Hot Water
July 19, 2010, 12:07 PM ET
Nate Montana, ND athletes arrested
Associated Press
SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- The son of former Notre Dame standout Joe Montana was among 11 Fighting Irish athletes arrested on misdemeanor charges of underage drinking at a party Friday night.
A total of 44 people were arrested after city police responded to a call about a fight near a roadway and discovered the party, said St. Joseph County Police assistant chief Bill Redman.
The most recognizable athletes arrested were Nate Montana, a walk-on who was the backup to starter Dayne Crist coming out of the spring, and Tim Abromaitis, the second leading scorer on the Irish basketball team at 16.1 points a game last season.
Montana spent last season as a backup at Pasadena City (Calif.) College. Several incoming freshmen are expected to compete with him for the No. 2 spot when practice begins next month.
If convicted, each faces a maximum sentence of 30 days in jail.
Nate Montana, ND athletes arrested
Associated Press
SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- The son of former Notre Dame standout Joe Montana was among 11 Fighting Irish athletes arrested on misdemeanor charges of underage drinking at a party Friday night.
A total of 44 people were arrested after city police responded to a call about a fight near a roadway and discovered the party, said St. Joseph County Police assistant chief Bill Redman.
The most recognizable athletes arrested were Nate Montana, a walk-on who was the backup to starter Dayne Crist coming out of the spring, and Tim Abromaitis, the second leading scorer on the Irish basketball team at 16.1 points a game last season.
Montana spent last season as a backup at Pasadena City (Calif.) College. Several incoming freshmen are expected to compete with him for the No. 2 spot when practice begins next month.
If convicted, each faces a maximum sentence of 30 days in jail.
Reading is not my strong point, but from what I gathered from this article is that it seems that incoming hockey goalie Steven Summerhays is off the hook. Since when are hockey players held to different standards then other athletes? So what Summerhays has 20 consecutive wins from November 09 to February 10, did his father win the Bert Bell Award? I don't think so.
IDK. BME NBD
I Don't Know. Based on My Experience, it's No Big Deal.
Jul 19, 2010 10:00 pm US/Eastern
Poll: More NJ Drivers Are Texting
TRENTON, N.J. (AP) ―
More New Jersey motorists surveyed say they're texting behind the wheel and speeding. But the Garden State residents believe New York motorists are the worst drivers.
Some 25 percent of New Jersey motorists surveyed in a Fairleigh Dickinson University's PublicMind Poll released Monday say they've texted behind the wheel. That's up from 15 percent in 2008.
The survey finds an increase in the number of older motorists who text. Thirty-seven percent of drivers ages 30 to 44 years old say they've sent a text and 17 percent between 45 and 60 have done so.
The survey says use of hand-held cell phones is on the decline, with 12 percent saying they very often or sometimes use the phones.
Fifty-six percent of the respondents say New Yorkers are the worst drivers.
More New Jersey motorists surveyed say they're texting behind the wheel and speeding. But the Garden State residents believe New York motorists are the worst drivers.
Some 25 percent of New Jersey motorists surveyed in a Fairleigh Dickinson University's PublicMind Poll released Monday say they've texted behind the wheel. That's up from 15 percent in 2008.
The survey finds an increase in the number of older motorists who text. Thirty-seven percent of drivers ages 30 to 44 years old say they've sent a text and 17 percent between 45 and 60 have done so.
The survey says use of hand-held cell phones is on the decline, with 12 percent saying they very often or sometimes use the phones.
Fifty-six percent of the respondents say New Yorkers are the worst drivers.
This is outrageous. completely absurd. You mean to tell me that people ages 45 to 60 are texting? my dad can't even send a email, and there are people older then him texting? ludicrous.
Dear Santa
So I didn't get the outrageous Christmas sweater that I begged and pleaded for last year, I'm still a little disappointed but not grieving anymore. This year, I won't be able to say the same if I do not get these pants. I need them, I want them and dammit I deserve them because I am a real american (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuhZvO1DKg)
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