I want this hovercraft

I was watching some bond movie and there is a chase scene with hovercrafts and I thought to myself "how sick would it be to have one?" So what did I do? I went to first place I could thing of to find random shit. No, not craigslist. I said random, sketchy. I searched hovercraft on eBay and much to my surprise I found this one for only $4000. I would have jumped in and started the bidding war if it weren't for my apartment allowing two vehicles per unit. No way the hovercraft can be a daily driver.

If you're gonna go chrome then consider this a chrome-run

Warrior evo pro with the blue fade on a warrior krypto pro bling handle. To top it off, a six diamond traditional string job. Goals and assists sold separately.

Toyota - moving forward, even when you don't want to

I saw this gem today on my ride to work. I wasn't sure if I should applaud this guy or smh. I mean yeah it sucks to be in a Toyota nowadays, but do you poke fun of it with a funny "sticky pedal" license plate or use that money a little more wisely, say tinted windows perhaps? At least that way people can't see your sweet barbed wire bicep tattoo that you ill-advisedly got back in '97, that's cool. However, I should give this guy some credit as I did lol and then risked my life to get this picture. I mean, it's not easy purposely going fast on the highway while trying to take a picture with my cell phone. Although I assume I was safer behind him rather then in front. (thats what she said)

3 dimes, 2 nickles, and 10 pennies

I like this song and I find it hilarious when this kid "sings" it but I couldn't find the original video. insted, I stumble across this version featuring one Mr. 50 Cent, and I have to say I aprove. I think this is a nice thing that 50 is doing here. 50, you've just moved up a notch in my book... welcome to notch one.

PS, is this a kid thats making all these videos or is it some Benjamin Button type character? something isn't right here.

Angels Don't Need Gold, They're Fricken Angels

Current Johns Hopkins LSM, Charlie Wiggins

Current Victoria Secrets Angel, Jessica Stam

According to the NY Post:
Model Jessica Stam has put Kanye West dating rumors to bed by cozying up with a new man at a party. The Victoria's Secret beauty, who was spotted dining with West and two other pals last week, was seen making out with college lacrosse player Charlie Wiggins at a Sunglass Hut event at its Fifth Avenue store the other day. Stam has an eye for sporty men -- she dated former Ranger Aaron Voros before his move to Anaheim

Amen sister. who needs Kanye and all his money and hateful ways when you can get a sweet lax bro oh that also wears the number made famous by one Paul Rabil. I just wonder if this is gonna open the door for Victoria's secret to become the official outfitter of lacrosstitutes world wide.

Collegecures.com

www.collegecures.com

Love this site... similar to this except it has real blog's, actual journalism and people actually read it...

Born to be American

Some people are just born to be American's:
-Accessories- CHECK (arm/head bands)
-Loves television- CHECK (biggest loser shirt)
-Unnecessary electronics- CHECK (iNano)
-Overweight- CHECK

86 dog, sub cat= T. Mellon

Your boy, Kid-Wonder, Matt "The Franchise" Leinert

http://mlflag.com/

Matt Leinart- Learn how to appear to be a prospect, party like a rockstar and achieve has-been status by the age of 25.

Oh, so you thought you could keep Matt Lionheart down? No, sir... You can release him, you can bench him, you can make him the back-up to the clipboard holder, but you cannot keep him down... No pro football praise?, boom, start up flag football league... Word is that the opposing 11 year old safeties love playing against Leinert, locks onto receivers and passes moving so slow it's like intercepting a nerf ball.

Matt Leinart, giving back to the community... For a small fee of $200 per kid and a $250 team entry fee on top...

This is why Asante Samuel Shouldn't Hit

Known more for his soft hands rather then his hard hits, Asante Samuel physically asserted himself all over Derek Hagan Sunday night vs the Giants. this little hit ended up costing Asante 40k. $40,000? stick to intercepting passes Asante. oh, and don't drop them 20 yards down the field please. thanks

Aziz Ansari is Hilarious

While driving home from, I happened to be listen to a CD my friend burned me of some comedian named Aziz Ansari. this is one of those guys that's in every movie produced with one or two funny lines so you know his face, my recognize his voice, but really have no idea who he is. that or you know Aziz, and I'm just fucking clueless. either way, Aziz is a fucking riot. had me "LOL" my whole ride home. i even had to take the long route just to hear the whole act.

Does this make me gay?

While at work today, a song came on the radio and instantly transported me back to high school like it was a Delorian. what song do you ask? "You Make Me Wanna" by Usher. now i am not a usher fan nor do i hate usher. he's an artist that i can give props to for his body of work. but there was something about this song coming on when it did that i just lost it. singing out loud, bobbing my head, and ,if i had my knee brace on, would have busted out a dance that would have cured the world of Beiber fever.

Ever wonder how they make low-fat bacon?

Classic Case of Nerds Acting Out Their Favorite Video Games

The Baltimore Sun explains how at least two men armed with semi-automatic guns entered a Harford County GameStop just as it was about to close on Saturday night. The men stole four cases full of copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops -- totaling over 100 copies of the game -- as well as cash and some hardware. Two customers who entered the store mid-robbery were forced into a storage area in the store at gunpoint.

This is the second GameStop robbery in the area in the last few weeks, and authorities think the same men may have been responsible. The sheriff's office asked residents in the area to call and inform them about anyone nearby who has a copy of Black Ops before its launch official launch tomorrow.

They had to know this was coming right? I mean you keep releasing these games all about violence and gore and this is what you get. some over zealous nerds that just can't wait to get online and game with their "friends." my only question is, why did they need 100 copies? are they gonna sell them? and to who? nerds have no friends, hence their video game addiction.

Who Says Chivalry is Dead?

Last night on the premiere of Conan O'brien's new show Conan on TBS, funny man Seth Rogan told the tale of how he proposed to his fiance. to my dismay, it wasn't when Jaws popped out of the water at universal studios. and even more shocking, seth rogan has a girlfriend?

T.Ocho Show

Halfway through the season, the Cincinatti Bengals are severly underachieving with a record of 2-6. their offense is 15th in the league with 345 yards per game and 17th in scoring 20.9 points per game. the tandem of terrell owens and chad ochocinco has yet to be the "show" that we all anticipated. on top of that, after last nights game versus the Steelers it appears the T.O. is stealing the "show" and Ochocinco was showing his frustration after being held catchless until the final two minutes of the game. while T.O. had over 10 catches, 100+ yards, and 2 TDs. it seems as if the dynamic duo's days as partners are numbered with the stats slightly favoring T.O. who has 55 receptions for 770 yards and 7 TDs while Ocho has 40 receptions for 473 yards and only 2 TDs. another factor in this equation is the lack of a run game in cincinatti who averages 95 yards a game which is 22nd in the league. so starting now, we can start the rumors of this offseason in cincy. my money is on T.O. signs a deal with the Bengals and they shop Ochocinco who ends up with the Jets or Dolphins.

The Student Becomes the Teacher?

Dina Lohan, mother of my favorite ginger Lindsay Lohan, tells Matt Lauer in an interview that Lilo is thinking of opening her own rehab center. I mean, that makes sense, who better to run a rehab then one of its most frequent visitors? Lindsay must have NA meetings down to a science by now. and those 12 steps... forget about it. I mean its nice of Lindsay to want to help others, but come on, we all know there is a little selfishness behind this adventure. just think of the discount she'll get from owning her own facility. and how would the press be able to differentiate between Lindsay checking in to rehab versus clocking in for work?

Lets not concentrate just on rehab here though. We can make this a complete celebrity run mental wellness destination. Lindsay on alcohol and drugs, John Rocker on celebrity sensitivity training, Kanye West on race relations and public speaking, and Ryan Leaf on handling the pressures of fame.


Why can't you just let me
Do the things I wanna do
I just wanna be me
I don't understand why
Would you wanna bring me down
I'm only having fun
I'm gonna live my life
but not the way you want me to

Fear the Beiber

So tom brady says grey hair is a sign of weakness, beiber calls him out for being 40 and old, and then the browns put words in to action on sunday in a 34-14 stomping of the patriots. classic sunday football.

They're Just Horsing Around

they are some angry elfs. I guess they are just like reagular people.

Bird Brains

“It’s nearly as unthinkable that the Eagles would let Vick get to the Redskins as it was for the Eagles to send Donovan McNabb there. But that doesn't change the fact that the rumor mill is churning with talk of the 'Skins wanting Vick, who'll be an unrestricted free agent in 2011.

“What better way to get McNabb's attention than to create the impression that they prefer the guy who helped chase McNabb out of Philly?”

According to CSNPhilly.com there are rumors surfacing about the Washington Redskins trying to aquire Philadelphia Eagle quarterback Michael Vick. although at this stage they are just rumors, it does raise an interesting point to what is going to happen this offseason when Vick become an unrestricted free agent? do the eagles let him walk and focus their attention on Kolb? do they sign Vick long term, and if so what does that mean for Kolb? at this point I am all for the eagles keeping Vick. I wasn't surpirsed when they traded away Mcnabb, but confused to why Washington. I would like to have the faith in my Eagles to thing they wouldn't be dumb enough to do the same with Vick, or Kolb for that matter. With the way Vick is playing i don't see how you don't keep him around. I mean he did just out gun the all mighty Payton Manning.