Annexation of Puerto Rico

Notice the QB skips the ball off the turf to the WR, WR plays like it's an incomplete pass, BUUUUUT since it was thrown backwards it is a live ball that can still be thrown... Too bad Presbyterian didn't have any more tricks up their sleeves.. But seriously, why waste this play in a game where you're down 26-0?? Now everyone will have seen it and there's no way you can use it again this season... I guess that type of decision making is what made the 26-0 already...

FREE NYJER

I'm 100% with Nyjer Morgan here, I would have done the same shit... These announcers are complete morongs... He gets hit earlier in game and then steals 2nd and 3rd, good it's fucking sports and he is losing and trying to get some runs, makes sense to me... And just cause they couldn't throw him out while stealing, they throw at him again... he has every right to charge, but no these announcers and some baseball morons think it makes sense that he got thrown at because he stole bases after getting an earlier retaliation plunk... FREE NYJER

Between Two Ferns

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Sean Penn from Between Two Ferns

I was not ready to be as amused by this video as I was, great balance of tension, humor, mustache and awkwardness.

Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis: Natalie Portman from Between Two Ferns

That's about right.

So much for talented AND beautiful now

The minute I saw this digger I checked my cell to see how many missed calls I had from my agent, because this crew has to be begging for me to fill in now that this chick's nose is probably the same size as Jennifer Aniston's birth nose... Dusting off the red dress as we speak (no homo).

Why are they clapping at the end? It's not like she was getting up, she was still on the ground moaning and sobbing... Are they trying to give her encouragement? Are they just clapping because they're supposed to since curtain is closing?... Ten bucks says that they're just happy that they don't have to watch her STRUGGLE through another balad...

Post Script- Maybe this is just a tryout for an all female redition of Beauty and the Beast.

HAPPY, WATCH OUTTAAA!!

This is(was) Iowa offensive lineman Josh Koeppel, riding his scooter in Iowa City, Iowa... This is just God saying that grown men, especially those over 6' 300lb's have no place on scooters... So what are the odds that the car that hit this giant dude has more damage then he himself? Have to be pretty high... Note: That object you see flying in the air near the traffic signal is indeed Josh's shoe.

Soccer fight

Conclusion: Women soccer players are so much tougher than guy soccer players, because when the chick in the white gets knocked to the ground she pops right back up ready to go... if that had been a dude soccer player, the ambulance would have already been on the field and they would have his next of kin already notified...